I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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