CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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