Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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