I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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