I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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