I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
farters have to be the big spoon...
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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