All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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