Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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