am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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