I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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