I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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