Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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