we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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