Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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