he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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