There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i want to swaddle you in tequila
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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