Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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