only if we run a train.
done.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Randomize
