your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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