But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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