You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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