I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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