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(718): View more from New York

Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!

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(914): View more from New York

i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career

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(310): View more from California

If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.

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(903): View more from Texas

I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.

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(914): View more from New York

Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.

(234): View more from Ohio

... other people's boyfriends.

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(631): View more from New York

my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.

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