Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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