dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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