i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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