she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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