Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Green mimosas i think yes
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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