how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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