is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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