U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
