At least make sure they are 18
Why
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
