ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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