he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
