Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
