your room smells of hookers.
And success
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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