We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
i out mim tonsoeep
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