You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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