Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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