I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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