I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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