So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i've created a new STD.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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