I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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