She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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