Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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