well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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