I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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