Pregnant stripper...not hot.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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