Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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