out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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