oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
the liver wants what the liver wants
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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